"AND THE LORD SAID, 'LET THERE BE KELLEGEND GODSON!' GOD STEPPED BACK AND LOOKED OVER HIS HANDIWORK. HE ENJOYED WHAT HE SAW. THE WORLD WAS HAPPY. SUDDENLY, AN IDEA SPARKED HIS MIND. HE SAID TO THE UNIVERSE HE CREATED, 'LET THERE BE THE KELLIGHTENED, FOR THEY WILL CREATE THE KELLUMINATI!' THE WORLD LOVED THEM AND HE WAS VERY HAPPY." - The Book of Genesis 1: 1-7

This is a blog created by the leaders of an elite group known as the Kelluminati. We are called the Kellightened, aka "The Enlightened Ones". It is our incredible knowledge and insight into the life and mind of our savior and deity, Kellegend Godson, that gives us this title. Kellegend would die for our sins, so it is of utmost importance for us to do our job as the Kellightened and expose those of the fandom that are heading down the path to sinnisterhood.
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Well, Jenna’s different. ida with that.
But for everything else, ia.
ty.
also: i don’t care about her drama etc. when you post the truth, it’s irrelevant.
and yet sings sad, depressing covers instead? Half your catalog is sad shit anyway, so idgi.
But, really though. She’s ignored original song requests for about, two? weeks now, and when she picks a cover, it’s a sad whiny song. I thought she was in a new relationship and was supposed to be happy?
qt she shows up for an unrelated singer’s concert to perform her song tho!!!
i don’t even have a gif ready i’m that angry.
there will be so many scumbag kc memes from this situation oh my fucking god.
will she ever get a good fan club? like seriously.
and here we were so shocked and happy when kellebrities actually lived up to the hype, but NOPE. they are so lucky I have tomorrow off or i’d call and complain idgaf.
nkcr:
LOL THIS LIAR.
STILL PISSED.
Kelly, bb, I love you…but for being called the “Stronger Tour”, there really isn’t very many songs from this album being performed. What’s goin on with that??
ia she just needs to rename this the ba tour part 2 already. im done w/ it.
(Source: kelly-clarkson)
i don’t even have a gif ready i’m that angry.
there will be so many scumbag kc memes from this situation oh my fucking god.
Kelly has a no1curr spread in People magazine this upcoming week. She was featured on E! News this evening. They quoted her saying, “the pop world is stuck up, so that’s why she prefers country music shows.” Sth of that sort.
Welp, there goes all her pop nominations/her giving a fuck at award shows. With that Ron Paul bullshit, she really is trying to transition into country, isn’t she?
Lbr, who were they trying to appeal to with this article? Oh, let’s get a picture of Kelly with her dogs in People, while she, yet again, complains about her contemporaries!! Great promo, y/y??!!!!
Remember when magazines gave a shit about her, and we had decent spreads like these? my creys.
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